Looking to get from point A to point B in your party dress without being bothered by a lech in a trench coat? Well, hair’s here’s your solution: these hairy stockings for women, being promoted by Sina Weibo, China’s equivalent of Twitter.
Marketed as “super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out,” these stockings will give you the warm fuzzies all year long! Now you don’t have to be afraid of attracting the attentions of that jerk with his tongue hanging out….or anyone, for that matter.
Would you wear these…even on a cold day in Hell?
Re-posted from Huffington Post